…heard in the playroom…

Birthday Fuse

Peter, drawing a birthday cake: “And for the fuse, I will use red and...

Peter: “What are doze big batteries for?” Papa: “Smoke detectors.” Peter: “You mean da laser food fings?” Papa: … “Yes, I mean the laser food...

Peter: “Mama, are you a chatterbox? Because you keep talking when I am...

Karol: “I’m not stupid! I’m not stupid!” Papa: “Keep telling yourself that. Fake it til you make...

Peter: “I can make everyone’s feet frozen.” Super villain name: Frostbite?...

Cæcilia: “Someone made a whole game about don’t...