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Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: “Papa, what’s that noise?”Papa: “It’s the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes…so you’d better close them so he can’t get them.”Norbert: “…you’re...

Priestly Actions

Mama to Norb: “Show me what a priest does.” Norb: “OK.” Jumps down from her lap eagerly. Everyone watches in anticipation of a clever demonstration: elevation or “Let us pray”, etc. Norb jumps around and exclaims “Boing!...