…heard in the playroom…

Stong Boy

Norb (to Papa, 3x): “You’re a big, strong...

Papa: “It tastes like lemon and cream cheese.” Norbert: “I like lemon and green...

Papa: “Is there something in your pants?” Norbert: “Yes.” Papa: “…what’s in your pants…?” Norbert (in a very serious tone): “A spider is in my...

Norb: “We were talkin’ ’bout bones.” Papa: “What kind of bones? Dinosaur bones?” Norb: “Chick bones…chick bones are da best...

Norbert: “Der’s no toys, der’s no cooking, der’s no anyfing. Da pweist will arrest...

Norbert: “Can you stop da...