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3yo Cynic

Norb (3), singing “…maybe we should compromise…” Margaret (15): “Do you know what ‘compromise’ means?” M: “It means ‘halfway happy.'” N: “No! It means ‘crying!'” N:...

Don’t Go Floppy

Norbert (feeling his ribs): “My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones.” Papa: “Oh, are there bones in there?” Norb: “Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet.” Papa: “What do they do?” Norb:...