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Mouse Eggs

Norbert, after crouching in the driveway picking up unidentified tiny objects and depositing them in a small box: “Der! I fink dese are tiny baby mouse eggs. We can hatch tiny baby mouses from...

3yo Cynic

Norb (3), singing “…maybe we should compromise…” Margaret (15): “Do you know what ‘compromise’ means?” M: “It means ‘halfway happy.'” N: “No! It means ‘crying!'” N:...