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Rliace

Margaret: “Mama, may I have some rliace?” Mama: *She can’t possibly be asking for rice, maybe, ice?”  You want ice? Margaret: “No, rliace.” Mama: *maybe she did ask for rice* “You would like some rice?” Margaret:...

Orange Juice Beards

Karol: “Mama, my beard is sticky, from my oranges.” Mama: “Oh really?” Karol: “Yes! I have juice on my beard and it makes it sticky. Does your beard get sticky after you eat oranges?” Mama: “I don’t have a beard,...

I forgot how to talk

Last night we took Karol to an OSU hockey game. On the way down, he was very quiet, very, very quiet. . I turned to make sure he was still awake and he was, but he was not talking. Finally, after about a half hour, he said this gem: “Mama, I was quiet because I...