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Of Pets

Karol: “Mama, I’d like a dog.” Margaret: “A little puppy that we can watch grow. ” Karol: “But first, (with finger pointing up) roast cat.” Margaret: “Ick. ” Karol: “Then we can get a dog and keep him alive...

Who’s the Boss?

Karol: “And if you do that again, you will be in trouble.” Margaret: “You are not the boss of me, you are not the boss of anyone.” Karol: “I am the boss of...

On Cuteness

Karol:  “Before I was born you did not have any kids to feed? ” Me: ” Nope. ” Karol:” You didn’t have any kids to play with?” Me: “Nope.” Karol: “No kids to be...