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To the Moon!

Karol: “The moon is not made of cheese, it’s made of rocks. ” Margaret: “The moon *is* made of cheese and we will go there today. First we need to pack things to cut the cheese then to put the cheese on crackers. ” Karol: “Jumping...

Of Pets

Karol: “Mama, I’d like a dog.” Margaret: “A little puppy that we can watch grow. ” Karol: “But first, (with finger pointing up) roast cat.” Margaret: “Ick. ” Karol: “Then we can get a dog and keep him alive...

Who’s the Boss?

Karol: “And if you do that again, you will be in trouble.” Margaret: “You are not the boss of me, you are not the boss of anyone.” Karol: “I am the boss of...